Phone
Ring any time. If we're on a site visit, leave a message and you'll get a call back the same business day.
Ring us. It's quicker than typing.
Jessica picks up. She is our AI receptionist, the same front desk we install for clients. Details get taken on the spot, then Jordan or Sebastian ring you back the same day. No queue, no voicemail, and nobody asking what it's regarding.
+61 468 008 174Answered 24/7 by Jessica, our AI receptionist. You'll get a call back the same day.Book the 15-minute discovery call yourself
Pick a slot that suits. Evenings and early mornings are on there, because we know when tradies are free to talk.
Book a time
Ring +61 468 008 174 or email hello@offsideragency.com and we'll lock in a 15-minute discovery call. Evenings and early mornings are fine. We know when tradies are free to talk.
Or use the form below and say what suits. We'll come back with a time the same business day.
What happens on the call
- We ask about your last ten jobs where they came from and what they were worth.
- We ask how many calls you miss honestly. Everyone underestimates it.
- You get a fixed quote and a start date on the call, not in a proposal next week.
- We tell you if we can't help it happens, and it's cheaper for both of us to find out now.
Send us the details
Takes a minute. We reply the same business day.
Same business day, every time.
Where we work
Based in south-east Melbourne. Most clients are in Knox, Monash, Kingston, Greater Dandenong, Frankston and the Mornington Peninsula.
Victoria-wide by arrangement. Regional builds run on video calls and hit the same 14 days.
Registered address: Offsider Agency Pty Ltd, 5 Seminary Crescent, Scoresby VIC 3179. We work from here and come to you; there's nothing to visit.
Not ready to talk yet?
Have a look at what it costs, or read the questions everyone else asks first.